Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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where's mom I killed her

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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