- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Andoni was here

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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