shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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