- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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