- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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