- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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