What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Caramel Boing.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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