- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

2 black kids walk into school

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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