What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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