- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what? Dog

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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