Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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