- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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