- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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