- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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