This is an anti-joke.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

woman's rights

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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