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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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