- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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