Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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