knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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