jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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