- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Vote this down and get DOXED

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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