Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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j.p. is dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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