did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

How about that airline food?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

knock knock come in !

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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