- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

womans having rights.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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