How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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