- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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