A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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why girl die cancer

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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