What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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