- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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