Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Take part of what?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

rent a cops

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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