Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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