whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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