Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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