- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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