- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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