- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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