- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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