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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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