- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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