- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men

Lets Go Lakers!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

The Oakland Raiders

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Obama

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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