what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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quantum physics?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Obama = ebola

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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