Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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