An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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how do you win a game try your best

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Women's rights

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Knock knock.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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