- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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