- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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The New York Giants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do black people eat? Food.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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