- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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