Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

kieran is a homosexual

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Kevin and Ramin

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Nick Cannon

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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