Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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