Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -30

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

thumb_up thumb_down -30

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops