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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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