- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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