- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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