- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

how much fish could a chicken

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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