- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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