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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Women's rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

how do you win a game try your best

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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