A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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