Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Dumb

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

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