Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you end a sentence

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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