- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Badabing.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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