- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A guy at a baseball game....

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

nolan is gay

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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