- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

the WNBA.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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