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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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