-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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