- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What does? 42

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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