- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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