Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops