Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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