- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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